Comments on: The truth about Santa Clause

By: scheng1

scheng1 — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 13:52:34 +0000

shhh, dont tell the kids. You wil make them cry.
http://hubpages.com/hub/On-Christmas-shopping

By: Reader's Write

Reader's Write — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 22:35:33 +0000

maybe santa the one in south pole doesn’t exist but almost every little kid has two santas in their homes so think about it because somehow we all got a chrismas present from santa

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By: Reader's Write

Reader's Write — Mon, 25 Dec 2006 20:14:37 +0000

“A top Canadian space scientist has calculated how Santa Claus manages to deliver presents to almost a billion children around the world – at least the ones who haven’t been naughty – during Christmas Eve.

“All it takes is precise orbital mechanics, fast-working elves, multiple time zones and a helping hand from NASA’s shuttle, says Andrew Yau at the University of Calgary. It also requires a sleigh longer than two football fields that orbits the Earth at 23 times the speed of sound.”

http://www.thestar.com/News/article/164682

By: Reader's Write

Reader's Write — Mon, 25 Dec 2006 19:56:26 +0000

or anyone else, i’ll wager

By: Reader's Write

Reader's Write — Mon, 25 Dec 2006 13:31:28 +0000

What’s the matter, been too naughty to get anything off Santa huh?

By: Reader's Write

Reader's Write — Mon, 25 Dec 2006 06:05:59 +0000

i think he is not raell because how could he deliever all the toys in one night.

By: Reader's Write

Reader's Write — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 22:29:35 +0000

“Must be a bitch to live in such a self-defined world.”

Whoa. Let’s not turn this into a name-throwing contest. After all where would the “holiday cheer” be in that.

By: Reader's Write

Reader's Write — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 17:48:22 +0000

I Feel Sad

The news that NORAD have been tracking Santa for 50 years, makes me really sad and worried. Those powerful 47 radar stations emit lots of high frequency radio signals. This is the main reason you don’t see any birds and wild animals around those installations. Because of the hazardous nature of high frequency radio signals, any known life form is greatly reduced in the vicinity of radar stations. Those who have committed themselves to making a living out of working (or serving) there, suffer from mental and body disorders. The most common mental disorder being paranoia. I am worried that someone who is taking decisions there, may at some point push a wrong button, that will send a signal to jetfighters to fire their missiles. For the sake of all the children on this planet and their parents, NORAD should immediately stop tracking Santa. Evidently, NORAD have not been doing this on their own. Any political forces behind this shameful act should be brought to light. FBI, or any other similar agency should disclose any information they may have collected on Santa.

By: Reader's Write

Reader's Write — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 13:43:58 +0000

You’re the third person to mention that.

Maybe you should read what other people have said before you jump the gun.

In in relation to “Christmas will come this year as usual” — what about all those starving children who will die tomorrow … when will “Christmas” come for them?

By: Reader's Write

Reader's Write — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 09:49:12 +0000

It’s Santa CLAUS – not Clause.

A clause is a sentence or paragraph in a contract.

Geesh!

By: Reader's Write

Reader's Write — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 07:13:57 +0000

Hey, you leave Grammar out of this. She din’t do anything except wipe a booger on the tree.

By: Reader's Write

Reader's Write — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 07:04:31 +0000

Yes, of course. But another truth is that St. Nick lived in a Christian land (what is now Turkey) & His remains were stolen to be taken back to Rome some centuries ago. The terrible thing is the turks want the remains brought back as a tourist attraction, & to add insult to injury they”re not a Christian people.

By: Reader's Write

Reader's Write — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 06:46:16 +0000

That was your father. Just before the event he had sex with your mother.

Also, it’s Claus, not clause.

By: Reader's Write

Reader's Write — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 06:43:56 +0000

Hi, I'm one of those kids who are confused about Santa Clause. I saw a ''To'' and ''From'' card that said,''To: MY NAME'' ''From:SANTA!!!!'' WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!!!!!!!!Did Santa sneak into my door and stuff a thing like that into it? PLEASE HELP I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE!!!!!!!!

By: Reader's Write

Reader's Write — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 06:30:22 +0000

Oh yeah, like *you’d* let somebody just wander into your house. It’s not about being hardcore or funny. It’s about that two hundred pound buffalo stealing the milk and cookies my forgot to put in the fri dge.

By: Reader's Write

Reader's Write — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 06:27:09 +0000

You do realize it’s Santa Claus, not clause.

You basing the name from the movie. If so, note the detail on the title of said film, the e is unique, standing from the fact that it is a pun “The Santa Clause”

clause:

Grammar. A group of words containing a subject and a predicate and forming part of a compound or complex sentence.
A distinct article, stipulation, or provision in a document.

By: Reader's Write

Reader's Write — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 06:23:11 +0000

you are so hardcore and funny

By: Reader's Write

Reader's Write — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 06:10:43 +0000

If I saw some fat douchebag trying to smuggle his ass down my chimney, I’d shoot him and piss all over him.

By: Reader's Write

Reader's Write — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 04:33:45 +0000

thats just because NORAD has plausible evidence that the guy’s fat stomach is real harmless fat and not some dynamite.
So he is not dangerous and only changed his cloth colors to red because Coke the friendly american company sponsored him.
Rudolph, known to be the real brain in that organisation, originally told him because of his own red nose that Santa should use “a kind of blue colored”-suit.