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Revolutionary Google Wi-Fi

p2pnet.net news:- The company which aims to control the Net, you and, well, everything, has come up with a revolutionary new free in-home wireless broadband service.

p2pnet.net news:- The company which aims to control the Net, you and, well, everything, has come up with a revolutionary new free in-home wireless broadband service.

Called Google TiSP (BETA), it’s a, “fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.”

Installing a typical home TiSP system is a, “quick, easy and largely sanitary process — provided you follow these step-by-step instructions very, very carefully,” says the site.

#1 Remove the spindle of fiber-optic cable from your TiSP installation kit.

#2 Attach the sinker to the loose end of the cable, take one safe step backward and drop this weighted end into your toilet.

#3 Grasp both ends of the spindle firmly while a friend or loved one flushes, thus activating the patented GFlushâ„¢ system, which sends the weighted cable surfing through the plumbing system to one of the thousands of TiSP Access Nodes.

#4 When the GFlush is complete, the spindle will (or at least should) have largely unraveled, exposing a connector at the remaining end. Detach the cable from the spindle, taking care not to allow the cable to slip into the toilet.

Click here for more.

(Thanks, Rob ;)

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UPDATE: “TiSP is a blatant rip-off of DSL technology I introduced a decade ago,” says a Reader’s Write, pointing to a NetworkWorld post from Paul McNamara which states:

I don’t like to brag, but back in the early 1990s, I invented DSL, or Digital Sewer Line. You know DSL as something different today, but that’s only because I licensed the rights to the name for a tidy sum, thank-you very much.

Now along comes Google – completely unbeknownst to me – with its beta announcement this morning of TiSP, or Toilet Internet Service Provider.

Slashdot Slashdot it!

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4 Responses to “Revolutionary Google Wi-Fi”

  1. Reader's Write Says:

    Ha Ha I cant belive google would make a april fools joke look so real. It makes me relize the holiday that I always forget about.

  2. Reader's Write Says:

    This is an elaborate April Fool’s Joke!

  3. Reader's Write Says:

    NO ! RILLY?

  4. Reader's Write Says:

    TiSP is a blatant rip-off of DSL technology I introduced a decade ago. Geesh.
    http://www.networkworld.com/community/?q=node/13240

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