Well Jon, that beats my response.

Later.

I can see it – Lucky runs around all over the place, sniffing madly. Suddenly he stops and hopes rise! But No! He just cocks his leg and pees all over the box the Hollywood Hacks brought to keep the DVDs in.

OK. Now tell me Lucky is a girl ;P

Cheers!

“The association, which represents the big Hollywood studios, recently brought to Malaysia two dogs trained to sniff out DVDs — with stunning results. The two Labradors, Lucky and Flo, have sniffed out more than a million DVDs and broken a fake DVD ring.”

It seems that the two dogs that we heard so much of are really doing their job. They are breaking up the pirate DVD rings that are causing the real damage to the movie industry.

This one is my favorite: “They have been so successful that authorities believe Malaysian pirates have put a bounty on the dogs’ heads.”

Now I have heard of contracts being put out on people, but dogs? Kinda makes you wonder what other ‘businesses’ these pirates are in.

The goggles can be used also to spot the following criminals and/or criminal activities:

1. Intimate behaviour.
2. Eating sneaked into theater junk food.
3. Speaking and disturbing patrons.
4. Use of hats that interfere with patron’s line of sight.
5. Tall people that interfere with patron’s line of sight.
6. Kids watching adult movies.
7. Viewing a movie more than once.
8. Terrorists installing bombs.
9. Suspected foreigners
10. Spies.
11. Loafing employees.
12. Sneaking through fire escape door.

etc.

I wonder, how theaters ever lived without night goggles?

“Normally the pirates make a deal with cinema owners and give them a cut of the profits. So such night goggles are useful only on spying on couples enjoying intimate moments.”