I agree with a comment above about them taking their website offline. Simply sounds ridiculous.

Instant answer: NO
*NO* matter how pertinent it may seem at the time!

(P.S., Kiss my Grits!)

But, the cheque’s in the mail anyways.

HUH? HUH?

Where’s the dollar each? AND DON’T PRETEND YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT !!!

If the patent office do his job right it should reject most of them because most of them have orior art and most of the rest is trivial.

Few examples:

CIGARETTE PACKET WITH LIGHTER
A CAT LADDER
BEACH SUITCASES
SKI GLOVES WITH POCKETS
TOOTHBRUSH WITH FORCE SENSOR
A GOLF CLUB HOLDER
PORTABLE STACKABLE CONTAINERS
ANIMAL TOY WITH FLASHING LIGHTS
COMPACT ADHESIVE TAPE CUTTER
HEEL PROTECTOR
A BAG LIGHT
TRAVEL CLOTHES RACK
PORTABLE INTRUDER ALARM
ILLUMINATED JEWELLERY

If you IP is THAT valuable, then keep it to yourselves.

Solution for others, don’t visit or use either web of the sites or businesses!

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