Britney Spears and the Tale of 3 Feet
p2pnet news | Music:- It isn’t two feet, it’s three.
Britney Spears’ latest problems, that is.
She’s recently driven over three separate feet, including a lower extremity belonging to a sheriff, it’s being reported.
“At least one incident is being investigated, in part because Spears left the scene of the accident,” says the Los Angeles Times, going on, “The Los Angeles Police Department has informed Spears that if she does not provide a statement about the case involving the sheriff’s deputy, she could face misdemeanor charges for a vehicle code violation.
“The deputy’s foot was run over this month as Spears left L.A. County Superior Court after a custody hearing involving her two children.”
That Other Blog proudly said it was the first to report, “An X17 paparazzi has just ran over another paparazzi on a motorcycle while chasing Britney Spears who had just come out of The Four Seasons Hotel. Our source tells us that this ocurred as the caravan of chasers were making a right turn on Santa Monica Blvd. and Rexford Dr. in Beverly Hills.
“The paparazzi was hit by a silver range rover and was literally smashed under its wheels. From what we hear, the body went into seizure and then it just stopped moving. It doesn’t look like he made it, according to our source.”
But, “Miraculously, the victim was released from the hospital last night with only a tire mark on his arm,” stated TMZ. “Not a single broken bone, and no internal injuries.”
And in other news, “Britney Spears will blame a recent positive drug test on her medication for Attention Deficit Disorder when her lawyer appears at an emergency hearing on Friday relating to her custody battle with Kevin Federline,” says ContactMusic., continuing
“Federline’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan called for the meeting earlier this week, claiming the dancer was becoming increasingly concerned over the safety of the couple’s sons Sean Preston and Jayden James while in Spears’ care.
“And Kaplan will also demand an explanation for media reports the Toxic hitmaker tested positive for amphetamines in a recent court-ordered drug test.”
According to “further media reports,” the story goes on, “Spears has previously claimed her sleeping aid Provigil was the drug responsible for the positive result, before changing her argument to lay blame on her asthma inhaler, Albuterol. Kaplan is also expected to call for a driving ban on the singer while the kids are in her custody, after video footage emerged last week (ends09Nov07) showing Spears running through a red traffic light at a busy Los Angeles junction.”
Kaplan recently ” petitioned for $160,000″ saying Federline was “in immediate and dire need” —- so he could pay his [Kaplan’s] lawyer fees.
Also See:
Los Angeles Times – Spears might feel the agony of three feet, November 16, 2007
literally smashed under its wheels – Britney Spears in new paparazzi incident, November 15, 2007
lawyer fees – Pay Kevin’s legal bills, Britney Spears told, November 7, 20078
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November 17th, 2007 at 4:31 am
I think she should have spiked rims on her tires like the ones they had on charriots back in Rome when they raced them.
There is no reason that when she stops at a light people need to jump in front of her with a frikn FLASH blinding her if she happens to look at them.