p2pnet news | Music:- Amy Winehouse has cancelled her tour, with booze, drugs and a jailed husband in the background.

So, “who cares?” – wonders catflap in a p2pnet Reader’s Write, going on:

She and Spears should get a room in rehab together and fight it out to see who gets the most press.

And the loser should have to do a fake reality show with Paris Hilton.

The winner has to do one with Lindsey Lohan.

And Nicole Ritchie can be the judge.

Afterwards, they can go on Oprah for a big hand-holding, song singing ‘forgiveness hugfest’ to promote their book on it (with a preface written by the Olsen twins), which Oprah will endorse so as to ensure high sales figures.

Ashlee Simpson will lipsync (badly) a song she claims to have written for the occasion, and dedicates to them.

All proceeds from the song will go to the RIAA.

Looks like a plan, catflap

Slashdot it!

Also See:

booze, drugs and a jailed husband – Amy Winehouse cancels tour, November 28, 2007

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