Microsoft Santa talks dirty to kids
p2pnet news | Off Topic:- El Reg is The Register and northpole@live.com on MSN messenger is the traditional Microsoft seasonal thingy to let children everywhere know Bill and the Boyz love them.
And, tipped by a reader, El reg had an intriguing discussion with Microsoft’s new artificial intelligence-powered Santa bot, to wit:
El Reg says: pizza (pi)
Santa says: Yum! What do you want for Christmas, El Reg?
El Reg says: Maybe you shouldn’t eat so much! You are quite large!
Santa says: My elves will get right on that. And what else are you wishing for this year, El Reg?
El Reg says: Maybe you shouldn’t eat it?
Santa says: See if you can get someone else to eat it!
El Reg says: Eat it
Santa says: No thank you. I don’t eat things!
El Reg says: Eat it
Santa says: See if you can get someone else to eat it!
El Reg says: Eat it
Santa says: You want me to eat what?!? It’s fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else…
El Reg says: You dirty bastard!
Santa says: I think you’re dirty bastard.
ooops
Now, The Register carries a new message from a contrite, Microsoft.
It says:
Yesterday we received reports that the automated Santa Claus agent in Windows Live Messenger used inappropriate language. As soon as we were alerted, we took steps to mitigate the issue, including the removal of language from the agent’s automated script.
We were not completely satisfied with the result of these actions, and have decided to discontinue the automated Santa Claus agent. We apologise for any offence or upset caused by this disturbing incident.
Meanwhile, “let’s call santa clause ‘full-bodied north-pole man’,” says a Reader’s Write sparked by p2pnet’s Santa and the Ho Ho Ho’s (see pic) story, adding:
“Oh, and perhaps we shouldn’t use the word ‘moon’ for that big chunk of rock in the sky because that is a bit too close to the japanese slang for breasts (mune-mune).”
Heh 
Also See:
The Register – Microsoft’s sex-obsessed RoboSanta spouts filth at children, December 3, 2007
new message – Microsoft kills Santa Claus, December 4, 2007
Santa and the Ho Ho Ho’s – Santa and the Ho Ho Ho ho’s, November 16, 2007
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December 5th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
now we know why Santa drops down chimneys!
December 5th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
ms santa was my last hope. now i have no chance of getting an xbox360 or iphone.
December 7th, 2007 at 6:57 pm
Now when Santa says “Ho! Ho! Ho!”, maybe it’ll mean he’s flying his sleigh over 42nd St by the West Side Highway in New York.