Comments on: Egging on the RIAA

By: Reader's Write

Reader's Write — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 15:40:12 +0000

On this subject matter, I’ve seen a sign in some
men’s public restrooms that reads:

“We aim to please. You aim too, please.”

By: Reader's Write

Reader's Write — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 08:44:18 +0000

Willie Peter John Dick – The BIG four

By: Welshie

Welshie — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 10:31:45 +0000

…of course, us Welsh prefer less subtle ways of telling people!

‘Put that thing away or you’re going to get us arrested!’

‘Uh-oh…trouser malfunction’

‘Look out…its a chestburster in the wrong place!’

‘Dude…GAYYYY!’

..any of the above usually works (unless they are on their 5th pint!)

By: Bruce

Bruce — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:08:47 +0000

Or maybe pointing Percy at the porcelain and then missing

By: Uh Huh

Uh Huh — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:02:24 +0000

The euphemism ‘you have egg on your face’ is not interchangeable with ‘your flies, or spaver is open/down’. It is merely a possible result. Whoever uses this must get odd looks, because it simply isn’t right.

The person caught in the embarrassing situation could be said to be caught with egg on their face, but is only really poignant if they’d said something along the lines of “my new trouser suit is infallible” before being spotted with John Thomas out for a breath of air.

You get me?

By: Reader's Write

Reader's Write — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:32:30 +0000

holy shit. lol