“Employees that Microsoft decides to retain will be offered an Xbox 360 game platform and a Zune music player as tokens of appreciation,”
i wish microsoft would buy my company…

I cannot take a joke. I am so serious about myself and you’d better be serious about me, too. I’m kind of a big deal. I’m also stupid and got fooled and was offended by that, just like I was offended back in school days (not so very long ago) when somebody told me the word “gullible” was not in the dictionary and I found, much to my chagrin and embarassment, that the word was in fact in the dictionary and that I had been the victim of a joke. I do not like jokes because I cannot make them myself, being that humor requires intelligence and I am as dull and stupid as a plate of plain macaroni.