MPAA uses Lucky & Flo to scam kids

p2pnet news | MPAA News:- You have to give it to Hollywood’s MPAA —- its shameless Lucky and Flo farce whereby two Labrador retrievers being touted as corporate copyright cops is a brilliant ploy.
The lamescream media love the two supposititious super sniffers.
But now they’re being used in what’s likely to be a far more effective, and dangerous, application —- dangerous if you’re a parent concerned about Hollywood’s government-sanctioned invasion of classrooms, that is.
The two dogs were taken to the Clover Avenue Elementary School in Los Angeles as part of what will undoubtedly become a whole slew of ‘educational’ trips aimed at continuing the campaign that intellectual property law should be an essential component of school curricula, along with reading, writing and ‘rithmetic.
“The dogs, Lucky and Flo, assist law enforcement agencies throughout the world,” burbles KNBC TV.
Not quite.
Malaysia is so far the only country to have swallowed the Hollywood BS.
And sniffing out pirated DVD movies?
Not quite.
L&F had been trained to detect certain chemicals used in the manufacture of optical discs —- any optical discs.
Think about it.
It’s all Hollywood flim-flam but meanwhile, what kid doesn’t love a nice cuddly dog?
And we can guess what the Hollywood scamsters will be handing out as they mind-rape the kids —-
—- the new Lucky and Flo comic books.
It’s truly alarming and any parent who thinks this is harmless, or who believes Hollywood, or any of the other corporate entities flooding schools with spurious educational materials, give a damn about kids, is living in dreamland.
Lucky and Flo farce - MPAA’s Lucky & Flo extreme makeovers, November 10th, 2007
KNBC TV - DVD-Sniffing Dogs Show Off Skills At Elementary School, April 21, 2008
the only country - Malaysia honours MPAA sniffer dogs, August 21, 2007
Lucky and Flo comic books - MPAA Canine Cops now Comic Book heroes, March 4, 2008
spurious educational materials - Open letter to parents, July 2, 2006
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April 22nd, 2008 at 11:00 am
Well, if the ‘oh, what cute dogs they have’ educational scheme does not work there is of course always the “tough love” scheme one possible.
http://bayimg.com/CAjkKaAbh
And if this form of aversive conditioning is not hard enough then there is the ultimate weapon to teach them better not to infringe copyrights by threatening that they will get a visit from him if they will not become good (paying) consumers of corporate product!
http://bayimg.com/caJKMAaBH
*SCNR*
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Someone should expose them right in the school.
Propaganda must be neutered.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:11 am
One fumble after another.
There is a proverb that says something to the effect of: “A blind man doesn’t know what it was that he tripped over”
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:00 am
This seems like an excellent initiative to instill online copyright respect in the new generation. Seems a shame that sites like this one have such a negative attitude to these initiatives. But hey, thankfully the media companies aren’t gonna give up on copyright issues any time soon.
And hey, the dogs are cute with that hair!
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:41 am
So you don’t mind your kids being brainwashed, let alone dogs?
How can people “respect” copyright if its criminal?
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:25 am
only kriminals call copy rite criminal haha!!
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:52 pm
How do u know when the AA’s are lying? You see their lips moving, ahahaa! Likewise it’s simple to spot their trolls who pretend to be otherwise, or who are fakers. But acting is their game. Next they’ll be threatening to set the dogs onto kids found with plastic disks.
Criminals who call innocent people and children criminals will never gain the credit or respect they demand.
April 23rd, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Are they also gonna terrorize and invade the rights of schoolchildren now by searching their lockers and schoolbags? And parents will stand for that? You better keep a close watch on your kids. Can these dogs tell the difference between bought disks and burned ones? Or pirated? Or burned with home made video or downloaded? Or whether the downloaded video was free/copyrighted/or if the parents are the copyright owners?
Will they use it as an excuse to fondle the privates of little girls and boys, and perve up girls’ dresses?
April 24th, 2008 at 1:19 am
“Will they use it as an excuse to fondle the privates of little girls and boys, and perve up girls’ dresses?”
OMG what a thought! I can’t wait! (hot lust)