Ruca joins MPAA Doggy Dicks

p2pnet news view | MPAA News:- Until this month, Malaysia was the only place in the world to be scammed into seriously promoting Hollywood’s ridiculous doggy dicks.
The studios’ MPAA (Motion Picture Association of America) has been hyping two black labradors, Lucky and Flo (right), as an answer to world piracy problems.
The two super sniffer doggy detectives are trained to nose out freight containing optical discs.
They can’t tell the good stuff from the bad stuff.
But no worries. That’s cool with the MPAA.
After all, it’s the PR, not the effectiveness, that counts —-
—- no matter that legitimate operations are fouled up while Hollywood enforcers dig around, trying to determine whether or not DVDs are kosher.
Now Portugal has been sucked into publicising Ruca, a five-year old black labrador, “donated by the MPAA”.
“We are thrilled that Portugal has joined Malaysia in forging new ground in the fight against global piracy,” burbles MPAA boss Dan ‘K9′ Glickman happily.
Ruca will be used, “to assist in inspections of fairs and markets where illegal discs are traded,” says the MPAA.
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July 15th, 2008 at 10:13 am
You have to wonder how many palms were greased
July 15th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Why don’t they just elect those dogs chairman and president of the MPAA?
July 15th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
cause they dogs be bitches, fool
hehehehehe
July 15th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
“Why don’t they just elect those dogs chairman and president of the MPAA?”
The dogs are far too intelligent to be chairman and president of the MPAA.
July 15th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Dogs are straight, not crooks, and they wouldn’t get it or fit in. If I were one of those dogs, I’d walk behind.
July 15th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Those greasy pigs try to hinder my trading I’d shoot them [not the dogs]
July 15th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
unless I had to
July 15th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Are these the replacements for those copyright-sniffing dogs that were found dead a few months ago?