Grizzly alert on Vancouver Island
p2pnet news special | Off Topic:- If you don’t live on Vancouver Island and have no intention of visiting in the near future, please move along.
For those of you who elect to continue, as regular readers will know, p2pnet’s luxurious central headquarters are situated in the offshore tax and banking haven of Vancouver Island in BC, Canada.
It’s been discovered grizzly bears have migrated from the mainland to the island.
As a service to the two fellow islanders who read p2pnet; to mainland visitors and people from the Seattle area who come here in search of peace and tranquility (among other things); and, since this discovery is recent, I’d like to draw attention to the sign-post (right) installed in a nearby campsite.
It’s self-explanatory.
Take Care and Watch for The Bear.
Cheers!
Jon
[Note: Vancouver Island is not Vancouver. Vancouver Island is a virtually independent republic one-and-a-half-hours by ferry from mainland BC and the City of Vancouver, with which it has NO RELATIONSHIP. Note ends.]
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July 26th, 2008 at 8:03 am
hahahahahahaha
I had to read that sign twice!
GOOD ONE!
:p
July 26th, 2008 at 8:06 am
oh and since i just now found out you are involved with an offshore tax and banking haven of Vancouver Island in BC, Canada, in which you divert all your millions, I am now demanding $5K per story. Bell stories are $8K due to the wads of bullshit i have to read through.
Thanking you in advance for your cooperation,
Ottawa Gal
July 26th, 2008 at 8:17 am
No worries. Will a cheque be OK?
Cheers!
July 26th, 2008 at 8:43 am
July 26th, 2008 at 10:51 am
I’m visiting my stepdaughter in Duncan in September for the first time. Thanks for the warning. But I’m not sure Canadian Customs will let me enter with pepper spray. If I put Coldplay on my MP3 player, will that work as a repellent?
July 26th, 2008 at 11:22 am
^^ If I put Coldplay on my MP3 player, will that work as a repellent?
heh
But of course
Cheers!
July 26th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Or you could carry a sign saying ‘I belong to the CRIA’.
But wait! Then it’d crap all over you.
July 27th, 2008 at 3:28 am
Yes I demand compensation too for lost time having to read through that, altho it was humorous. Dang, who can I sue over a bear attack or threat? Not the darn bear unfortunately!