New starring role for Sarah Palin?
p2pnet news view | Movies:- “Hard times are not good for ideologues or dreamy idealists,” says The Arizona Republic, Arizona being John McCain’s home state.
“They are for people capable of making hard choices. They call for practical leaders. Which is why we expect new challenges for former Republican candidate for president John McCain.
“He is not likely to wander off into the dark night. On Wednesday morning, hours after the longest, toughest presidential forced march of all time, John and Cindy McCain hopped in the car and drove to the local Starbucks. There is a message here.”
No, it wasn’t that he has shares Starbucks.
“Ideologues are not helpful in tough times,” adds the piece. “Practical leaders are. They get in the car, get a cup of coffee . . . and move on.”
Stirring words. Words to live by. And while McCain ponders them, his running mate, Sarah Palin has something considerably more hard-core to consider.
She’s had an offer from one Cezar Capone who, it might be supposed, has he been reading Canadian freelancer Heather Mallick’s scurrilous column on Sarah Palin in which she wrote »»»
Palin has a toned-down version of the porn actress look favoured by this decade’s woman, the overtreated hair, puffy lips and permanently alarmed expression.
Because Capone earns his living making and selling dirty movies and he’s offered Palin a position with a starting salary of two million dollars ($2,100,000).
And a brand new Arctic Cat snowmobile.
What would she have to do? Porn aficionados would get a clue from the fact Palin would have her own website entitled palinsupermilf.com.
In a letter addressed to Governor Palin c/o the Alaska State Capitol Building, Juneau, Alaska, “Dear Governor Palin,” says Capone, going on »»»
Please let this writing serve as an official request. In light of the recent election results, Cezar Capone Productions would like to make you a formal offer of $2,000,000 to star in an adult “MILF” production.
I am sure you are unaware that Cezar Capone is the KING of all “MILF” films. This one time offer also guarantees that you can walk away from our beautiful set with a newer and sexier wardrobe to make up for the $150,000 worth of clothes you had to give back to the GOP.
You may be asking yourself why you should even consider such a crazy proposition?
The answer is simple; this film will be shot in high definition, and be a glossy, adult production starring a beautiful mother recognized by all of America as well as the rest of the world -the most desirable woman over 40! The film will be distributed internationally on DVD, as well as the website will reside on palinsupermilf.com
Please do not take this offer in jest, as it is completely legitimate, we at Cezar Capone are prepared to put the money in escrow immediately.
We have taken into consideration that there may be some hesitation to star in an adult production with male talent other than your husband so we are also prepared to kick in an extra $100,000.00 for your husband Todd to star in the movie with you, along with a brand new Arctic Cat snowmobile for him to sweeten the deal.
We are anxiously awaiting your reply.
No doubt.
‘MILF’ is apparently an expression originating in the movie Movie American Pie as in, “Dude, that chick’s a MILF!” – explains the Wiktionary.
Rumours that ex-president George W. Bush approached Capone for a position, but was rejected, should probably be discounted.
(Thanks, Luvie)
The Arizona Republic – A role for John McCain, November 7, 2008
scurrilous column - CBC apologises for online attack on Sarah Palin, September 29, 2008
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November 8th, 2008 at 10:28 am
Id subscribe.
November 16th, 2008 at 7:20 am
sarah palin is very hot. I LOVE SARAH.