p2pnet news view | Off Topic:- It seems protestations from PR spokespeople notwithstanding, Apple Puffmeister-in-Chief Steve Jobs does, after all, have health problems.

A diagnosis recently provided by someone at a yogurt store Jobs frequents said he was, “in a couple of days ago and is in great health,” according to VentureBeat, quoting the employee.

Jobs has been looking somewhat skeletal of late but, “my doctors think they have found the cause,” Bess Levin quotes him as saying in Dealbreaker.

A hormone imbalance has been “robbing” him of the, “proteins my body needs to be healthy,” he says, and, “Sophisticated blood tests have confirmed this diagnosis.”

Jobs continues »»»

The remedy for this nutritional problem is relatively simple and straightforward, and I’ve already begun treatment. But, just like I didn’t lose this much weight and body mass in a week or a month, my doctors expect it will take me until late this Spring to regain it. I will continue as Apple’s CEO during my recovery.

“And I bet all the AAPL Sheeple believe it!” – says Levin, going on:

“Personally, with all due respect to Jobs, I suspect the mock turtleneck is being pulled over our eyes. ‘Hormone imbalance’? Please. Sorry, not buying it. I don’t know how we’re being lied to – he may not actually be dying, and in fact ‘hormone imbalance’ sounds very pre-op, voluntary, and the first step toward Stephanie Jobs – but we’re not yet convinced this is the full story.”

But, “As an aside, it’s heartening to see the Apple CEO is still feeling himself … Take comfort in that.”

yogurt store – Steve Jobs is OK. Yogurt store says so, decdember 31, 2008
VentureBeat - Local yogurt store tells blogger that Steve Jobs is “in great health”, December 30, 2008
Wall Street Journal – Steve Jobs’ Announcement: Coping With Illness At Work, January 5, 2009
Dealbreaker – Steve Jobs Sets The Record Straight, January 5, 2009

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