If you go up to a Scilon STRESS TEST table, and ask something normal and obvious, like “Why don’t you have on your sign that you are Scientologists…are you ashamed of it?”

Or, “Isn’t this some kind of bait and switch, when the stress test is free but you can pay half a million dollars before you get to learn about Xenu and his magic fleet of DC8s, and then get imbued with super powers like telekinesis.”

A Scientology goon may then confront you with, “What are your crimes?” and you can answer that apparently your biggest crimes is asking a common sense question.

I guarantee that you will never get a ride on their gyroscopic centrifuge — the same one the astronauts use — which they are advertising will be equipment in their new Super Power building in Clearwater, FL.

“What are your CRIMES?” is part of their “tech” for “handling” and understanding wogs. (non-Scilons) They understand themselves perfectly, however. As Tom Cruise says in his video to his fellow space cadets: WE ARE THE AUTHORITIES ON THE MIND.

Scientologists control the horizontal and the vertical. They have powers over mass, energy, space and time! L. Ron Hubbard said so. And you my friend, have just entered the Twilight Zone. (cue Twilight Zone music)

For a little taste of Hubbard’s profound thoughs, in his own voice:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leBn2p170Sg