Scientologists plan ‘backward’ Ireland invasion
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Submitted by Cary Goulston of carybg@aol.com, it warns the Cult of Scientology has a plan to enlighten those “backward” and “uneducated” folks living on the Emerald Isle.
It reads (the capital letters are Cary’s, the paragraph breaks, p2pnet’s) »»»
DEAR FRIENDS,
WE HAVE A HUGE UNBELIEVEABLE SEMINAR AND EXPANSION PLANNED FOR IRELAND IN APRIL.
SURROUNDING THIS SEMINAR WE WILL BE DOING MANY PR ACTIONS AND WORKING TO SET UP A NEW SCIENTOLOGY SCHOOL TO TEACH CHILDREN HOW TO STUDY AND HELP PEOPLE HANDLE THEIR PROBLEMS.
IT WILL BE A CHALLENGE BECAUSE IRELAND IS STILL A VERY BACKWARDS COUNTRY AND UNEDUCATED BUT WE ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN DO IT.
MAY BE THE BIGGEST SEMINAR AND DISSEMINATION ACTIVITY I HAVE EVER BEEN INVOLVED WITH.
I NEED AND WANT YOUR THETA AND PHYSICAL SUPPORT TO MAKE THIS COME TRUE.
CAN YOU PLEASE GET BEHIND THIS 1500 PEOPLE SEMINAR IN IRELAND FOR APRIL IN ANY AND EVERY WAY YOU CAN. FOR ANYONE WHO CONTRIBUTES TO THIS CYCLE, YOU WILL RECEIVE A DVD OF THIS CYCLE AND A SPECIAL COMMENDATION.
YOU WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS A FOUNDING MEMBER OF CLEARING IRELAND AND A MAJOR PILLAR.
OUR TARGET: TO SET THE ALL TIME WORLDS RECORD FOR NEW PEOPLE STARTED ON SERVICES AND NEW PEOPLE AUDITING HOURS IN ONE WEEK. GOAL FOR 2009: ONE MILLION PEOPLE AUDITING SELF ANALYSIS
DONATIONS ARE NEEDED FOR MATERIALS AND EXPENSES OF OUR GREATEST IRELAND DIANETICS EXPLOSION EVER IN IRELAND. PLEASE DONATE WHAT YOU CAN TO HELP US MAKE THIS DREAM A COMPLETE REALITY. MAIL DONATIONS TO
CARY GOULSTON
425 CLEVELAND ST.
CLEARWATER FL. 33755WE CAN TAKE ANY CREDIT CARDS.
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.
WE ARE A TEAM. WE ARE TAKING THIS PLANET.
STEP UP, STEP FORWARD AND LETS MAKE IT SO.LOVE,
CARY
727 xxx xxxx
carybg@aol.com
Say no more.
March, 2009
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March 21st, 2009 at 2:29 pm
hahahahaha
“The item below appeared immediately beneath Penis Enlargment [sic] and above Get rid of acne in yesterdayâs p2pnet e-crap spam list.”
LOL
March 21st, 2009 at 2:35 pm
LOL google the phone number
March 21st, 2009 at 2:38 pm
ya thats what i thought too
funnier still
“acne for dummies”
seen that other day
March 21st, 2009 at 2:39 pm
wait till this current bunch a twits dies off
it will be finished as a entity
only so long can people be fooled
March 21st, 2009 at 3:41 pm
They’ll be staking out the James Joyce house, with their 1950’s scientological pseudo-science beer can and e-meter setup. Pick up some “raw meat” among the the “backwards” tourist suckers too.
The leader of this cult. David Miscavige, is a high school dropout. I’d say Scientology needs to start going forward with the education of their own backward leader, let him earn his GED using his Scilon super powers which enhance IQ. (Guaranteed moron upon completion of OT8.)
Now where’s my checkbook…oh screw it….the voice of Bart Simpson gave these space cadets a gift of 10 million dollars!
March 21st, 2009 at 4:08 pm
“A VERY BACKWARDS COUNTRY AND UNEDUCATED”
All my friends from Ireland will be trilled to learn that they are backward and uneducated!
I believe that dianetic fried the brain of this Cary guy. I wonder however if his last name is not shitman the CEO of another group of dangerous parasites if you know what I mean.
Spread this message to Ireland in order to reduce the number of future cult of scientology vicitims.
March 21st, 2009 at 6:10 pm
They’ve put these put for Egypt and Turkey, almost the same exact wording, I’d copypasta but it’d be too much.
March 21st, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Sorry, but no Scientologist is so stupid as to say that. That has to be some kind of joke of fake release.
It’s the most “backward” and “uneducated” remark I’ve read in years. Whoever this “Goulston” is, he would be the about the dumbest (alleged) Scientologist I ever heard of or met.
March 21st, 2009 at 6:28 pm
“Sorry, but no Scientologist is so stupid as to say that…”
I’d say professing to be a Scientologist is, in itself, a clear demonstration of the brain’s inability to function properly.
March 21st, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Google Cary.
Cheers!
March 21st, 2009 at 7:56 pm
“Cary Goulston has helped thousands of people improve (or ruin) their lives using the Hubbard Business System.” He owns a Salon in Clearwater.
I thought up this aphorism, which I call The Hubbard Guarantee, for anything to do with Scientology:
Anything with Hubbard’s name on it, is guaranteed to be 100% snake oil, except Hubbard Snake Oil. That’s 100% bullshit.
March 21st, 2009 at 8:50 pm
lol humor thats how they get you i see make you laugh so hard it converts you
OHHH NOOO
he wrote some good sci fi, but what came after is a sham and sad. I’ll add a lil mercury in your soup i hear makes yo act this way….
alchemy ROCKS
March 21st, 2009 at 9:03 pm
cé hé seo dÃomasach biogóid??? Dibh liosta an seo dubh contúirteach cultas!
March 21st, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Geez! I think Goulston is living at the same address where Kyle Brennan was killed. Creepy Goulston stay out of Ireland.
March 21st, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Wait until Anonymous gets a hold of this. They’ll be organizing a fresh set of anti-$cientology
protests on the Emerald Isle.
March 21st, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Look what i found on google about Cary Goulston:
http://www.whyileftscientology.com/hallofshame.html
lol
March 22nd, 2009 at 1:58 am
I think I’ll wait on contributing to Scientology, in spite of the noble efforts to bring their exciting PR to the backward country of Ireland.
On the other hand, if there were a way we could pay, to get them ALL to leave this country, and move permanently to Ireland, THAT might be worth a small donation. Take Tom Cruise, please! And Kirstie Alley too. Her Thetan appetites ate half the wheat crop in Nebraska last year.
Also, what good are the “super powers” they promise? When they can get a person at a level of enlightenment, where their acne disappears and their penis is enlarged, I’ll think of joining. I’ve never sported a penis, but if there’s any group who claims I could grow one, I’m confident Scientology would be that group.
March 24th, 2009 at 2:17 am
I was in London a few weeks ago and by happenstance walked past a Scientology recruitement office. I was a little sad that I didn’t get stopped, I would so much have liked to ask the guy there if their PR team really thought it was a good idea to have Tom Cruise as a spokesperson? I should go visit London again and try to get stopped just to see the look on the guys face.
April 28th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Where or how can i find info on upcoming $cientology protests in the emerald isle?
June 17th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Irish anti-Scientology protests: http://anonireland.org