Miley Cyrus ‘Hoedown Throwdown’ craze
p2pnet news view Music:- One has to be, “semi-coordinated to do it”.
One does?
One does, says Miley Cyrus.
“We did it in one day!” – she gasps, according to Reuters. “We just all kind of made it up as we went along.”
They did? They did.
“This is exactly how Cyrus’ legion of preteen female fans must be learning the dance,” says the story.
“Such is Cyrus’ Everygirl power. For the better part of five years, the 16-year-old has had a direct dial into the cerebral fun cortex of the brains of millions of 10-year-old girls.”
Scary, huh?
What they all did was an “adult the Hoedown Throwdown,” the “big dance number from ‘Hannah Montana: The Movie’,” Reuters states.
You have to pop it, lock it, polka-dot it, countrify it, hip-hop it, followed by a ‘hawk in the sky,’ then side-to-side, jump-to-the-left, stick-it-and-glide.
That isn’t the end, though.
Then you zig-zag touch, move it across the floor, shuffle in diagonal, hit the drum, do an upper body 180 degree twist (not forgetting to hop as well), zig-zag touch “one ‘mo tahm”, lean it to the left, clap three times, shake it out, and then “throw it all together,” for a “Big Finish”.
heh
For some reason, “it’s not going well,” says the story.
Reuters – Miley Cyrus hopes to start a dance craze, March 23 2009
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March 24th, 2009 at 11:47 am
there is only ONE instructional dance video imo, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SItPGEsjLQ so you can take miley and stuff her back into the commercial closet in which she was made, Leroy is the king pimp and his video teaches my kids how to dance
March 24th, 2009 at 11:53 am
I really like your dance its just that I did not some of it right but I tryed to do it.
March 24th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
What is this? I don’t even. . .
March 25th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
This might just be me being “middle-aged” and rambling (smirk), but is this the stupidest dance craze ever?
I kinda miss the moshing thing — people punching each other around until they bled — at least it wasn’t some glorified ripoff of the bunny-hop.
Wow…is it just me, or is everything stupid?
March 25th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
“Wowâ¦is it just me, or is everything stupid?”
Nah, it’s not just you…
…I’m stupid too!
8 P
March 26th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
(smirk)
March 27th, 2009 at 11:01 am
moshing was pretty fun, especially when 1 of two things happened, 1) watching a neo-nazi in a wheelchair hurled offstage expecting people to catch him *snicker* and 2) having a couple of neo-nazi’s in the pit stomping around hitting people to get passed their guard (always have your arms up so you don’t get cheap shotted in the face) and the other handing out full out right crosses, then getting ko’d by the two clowns and all your buddies knocking the two tools to the ground and stomping some sense into them
ah the good old days of my youth 
March 28th, 2009 at 2:28 am
I think this dance is totally cool! Only the smart people will get it though. It is really fast! You have to know how to dance some or else it will be totally hopeless for you.