Freaky News of the Weird Wide Web: I
p2pnet news view | Cool:- Today, p2pnet World Headlines compiler Marc launches another headline feature.
But this time, it’s the headlines themselves 
He says he’ll be producing FNWWW every Monday.
So now, without further ado »»»
- U.S. senator Legal case against God dismissed. May appeal BBC
- Website calculates odds of dying next year CBC
- Man leaps into river to escape wife’s nagging News AU
- Penis fire led to death, court told DailyTelegraph
- Aftershave: Smell like Captain James T Kirk DailyTelegraph
- Cops: man stole woman’s car on 1st date Canoe
- Mental patient given nails to eat Canoe
- Urine for humiliation, “Small Penis Alert” Canoe
- Model gets naked at NYC museum Canoe
- New Occupation, Prison consultant: Going to the big house? Let us plan your stay The Star
- Brazen thief robs home, returns for TV, leaves with TV while cops were there Canoe
- Glue: $6. Toilet paper: $8. Tape: $25. A wedding dress made from all of that: priceless Canoe
- Utahns can now practice DUI jail call to Mom Associoated Press
- Thong-Wearing Bicyclist, 55, Arrested AOL
- Oh, by the way, there’s a goat in my trunk MSNBC
- Did Mexico beat it? Fans go for ‘Thriller’ record Associoated Press
- Man misses dragonfly, shoots friends head. Where Was Cheney? Metro
Stay tuned.
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August, 2009
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August 31st, 2009 at 3:44 pm
http://Marc.has-a-small-penis.com/
September 1st, 2009 at 7:41 am
fark.com digg.com reedit.com .. its like a FNWWW every single day instead of just mondays! Jon i like reading p2pnet.. but what keeps me coming back is the original content that inspires discussion. Please keep that coming. Not this “hey all, check out my bookmarks for the week that I gave my own fantastic headlines”. Im sure their are those that appreciate it. As for myself I look forward to more anti-p2p stuff. Articles written from the heart, criticizing/agreeing with another persons opinions, and the odd satire is always interesting to read from you and the people who share their work with p2pnet. Im not a writer as you can tell. I like to think p2pnet has more talent than a practically empty page accompanied by some listed URLS with custom headlines likely leeched from some other social networking sites or google news.
I read half the stories linked here before I even came across this page. This was my reason for this comment.
September 1st, 2009 at 7:53 am
its too early to spell names properly. As I said, Im a terrible writer.
September 1st, 2009 at 8:24 am
@ lando clarissian
*keeps me coming back is the original content that inspires discussion*
If Newton was not using work by a lot of people without paying them P2PNet would be nothing. He is by himself nothing.
September 1st, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Hey lando calrissian,
Good criticism.
As i looked at some headlines during the week, those weird ones always catch my eye and make me laugh. When I sent it off to Jon I wondered if others would share the same laugh. So he put it up as a test.
I have no problems not regurgitating the funny media headlines (I don’t do digg so unaware of it). And no, it wasn’t leeched off of google news or whatever. People actually look around in other countries media for whats going on and stumble across these headlines.
As I told Jon, it’s a rough crowd here so this may not fly over well. So we tested the waters I guess.
It doesn’t have to return next Monday. Easy as that.
TY for the feedback.
I take it the first “Reader’s Write” concurs with you, heh
September 1st, 2009 at 11:17 pm
The first comment is spam.
September 1st, 2009 at 11:24 pm
@Watcher:
And just what’s your claim to fame, besides still living with your mother, jerkin’ off to the Sears catalogue when she goes to the store, and crying to yourself, wondering can’t get a girl to like you?
September 1st, 2009 at 11:27 pm
@Marc:
Don’t give it up on the first test, or the first negative criticism.
Variety is the spice of life, and some of these types of stories can be either interesting or good for a laugh.