100 worst movies of the last 10 years
p2pnet news view | Movies:- They’re awful.
Shockingly horrible.
They’re the baddest of the bad, the worst of the worst.
At least, that’s what Rotten Tomatoes says in its countdown of the past 10 years.
And the top (bottom?) five are »»»
- Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
Critics Consensus: A startlingly inept film, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever offers overblown, wall-to-wall action without a hint of wit, coherence, style, or originality.
Synopsis: In the mystifying opening sequence of BALLISTIC: ECKS VS. SEVER, a double kidnapping takes place on a rainy night in Vancouver with a minimal amount of wasted time and a maximum amount of violence. A little boy is picked… [More]
Starring: Lucy Liu, Antonio Banderas, Gregg Henry
Directed By: Kaos - One Missed Call (2008)
Critics Consensus: One of the weakest entries in the J-horror remake sweepstakes, One Missed Call is undone by bland performances and shopworn shocks.
Synopsis: In the tradition of THE RING, THE GRUDGE, DARK WATER, and PULSE, ONE MISSED CALL is yet another moody Japanese ghost story to be adapted for American screens. Originally made by cult director Takashi Miike in 2003 from… [More]
Starring: Shannyn Sossamon, Edward Burns, Ana Claudia Talancon
Directed By: Eric Valette - Pinocchio (2002)
Critics Consensus: Roberto Benigni misfires wildly with this adaptation of Pinocchio, and the result is an unfunny, poorly-made, creepy vanity project.
Synopsis: Roberto Benigni (LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL) brings Carlo Collodi’s classic children’s story to life in this big budget live-action adaptation. Gepetto (Carlo Guiffre), a humble toy maker, fashions a marionette out of a log that… [More]
Starring: Roberto Benigni, Carlo Guiffre, Nicoletta Braschi
Directed By: Roberto Benigni - King’s Ransom (2005)
Critics Consensus: Filled with crass dialogue, unlikable characters, and overdone slapstick gags, King’s Ransom is an utterly inept would-be comedy.
Synopsis: Anthony Anderson sheds his usual sidekick status, heading up the ensemble cast as Malcolm King, a boorish, egomaniacal billionaire who owns a huge, equally tasteless marketing firm in Chicago. The cocky businessman is… [More]
Starring: Anthony Anderson, Jay Mohr, Regina Hall
Directed By: Jeff Byrd - National Lampoon’s Gold Diggers (2004)
Critics Consensus: It aspires to Farrelly-level offensiveness, but the PG-13 rating and a dearth of decent gags renders Gold Diggers tame, toothless, and dull.
Synopsis: National Lampoon’s Gold Diggers explores the misadventures of two completely incompetent con men, who, in desperation, turn their attention to the art of gold digging. First time director Gary Preisler directs the cast of… [More]
Starring: Will Friedle, Chris Owen, Louise Lasser
Directed By: Gary Preisler
The only mystery is why Battlefield Earth isn’t right at the top of dishonourable mentions.
At # 27, it’s an, “Ugly, campy, and poorly acted … stunningly misguided, aggressively bad sci-fi folly.”
September, 2009
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September 25th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
I watched that just for the Vancouver scenery.
September 25th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
I remember a reviewer saying that a more appropriate title would be “Simplistic: Bullets vs. Humans.”