“Sweet Polly Purebred?!”
Eric’s question comes under the story about Marge Simpson on the Playboy cover.
Yes. Well, Hugh is getting on in years …
Anyway,”It’s my understanding that some fellow cartoon characters are less than thrilled with Marge doing Playboy,” says Eric, including this link http://jdrourke.wordpress.com/ which takes us to J.D. Rourke’s blog where we find
Why is Marge Simpson of The Simpsons on your November cover, sir? You do understand Marge isn`t actually real, right? True, neither is a fair amount of Heidi Montag or Chyna, but at least some of their girl-parts are authentic. But honestly, Marge Simpson is a cartoon, plain and simple! Like Scooby-Doo or Barney Frank, but without the jowls.
Maybe you`re light-headed, Hef, from all the peroxide fumes and Viagra, but choosing a female cartoon character for the cover of Playboy seems sacrilegious. It makes less sense than Bill Maher or Kato Kaelin still being invited to the Mansion for parties! Seriously, Hugh, who`s gonna be the next Playmate of the Month? The Little Mermaid? Stewie?!
And not to be too crude here, but what about the arousal factor, huh? Do you have any idea how much trickier it is to masturbate to animation? The odds of chafing go up by more than 60 percent!
Listen, the truth is, we look at Playboy to read the articles and we get that you`ve personally been staring at hot chicks since FDR could actually walk but we`d still like some good old fashioned skin to gaze lovingly at. Is that really too much to ask for, Hef?
It’s signed, “Horny and irritated, Yosemite Sam, Buzz Lightyear, Shaggy, He-Man, and Doug the Dog”
Playboy cover – Marge Simpson: Playboy November cover girl, October 12, 2009
J.D. Rourke’s blog – Could Everyone Please Stop Pissing Me Off?, October 13, 2009
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