The Virgin Mary on Toast
p2pnet.net OT News:- You’ve heard of Christ on a Crutch?
Now meet the Virgin Mary on Toast.
On the right in a plastic baggie is, swears Diana Duyser, a lucky picture of the Virgin Mary on a piece of toast.
We thought the Virgin Mary looked more like Madonna. heh. But there you go ; )
Naturally, Mrs Duyser put it on eBay, starting at $3,000, and naturally, her auction is spawning a cottage industry and to give you a taste, here are three early entries.
The black-and-white pic is slugged JESUS TOAST,GREAT WITH VIRGIN MARY GRILLED CHEESE SAN
Elvis is Not* Virgin Mary In Grilled Cheese, ELVIS toast though
But we’ve saved the best for last:
The Pope Toast blurb reads: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Win the Lottery. Become a billionaire overnight.
Here we see the LUCKY and miraculous appearance of Pope John II on a piece of white bread toast……or is it Napoleon?
Recently we have also done a Pop Tart of Madonna and we are working in the studio now to produce a Ho Cake of Britney Spears. We have a lovely portrait of JLo done in muffins. Our Tara Reid Pop Outs uh, overs are to die for……We even have a Texas Sopping Toast with portrait of Anna Nicole Smith.
Known and celebrated artist will do portraitS in grilled cheese toast or just toast (not butter or jam), even your dog or cat’s portrait can be made. Portraits are done in real bread toasted by a special process that lets the inner beauty of the bread come forth. Toasted art is not edible so call off your lawyers if you eat the merchandise.
Toast Art is a serious school of art recently formed to celebrate the miraculous appearance of our Lady the most Precious Virgin Mary on a piece of cheese toast in Florida.
It is well known that the Florida economy needs a boost after all those hurricanes and we are certain our Lady appeared in Florida to stop all the damage and also help the Bush family win the election because they think God is on their side.
If you want Rye or Pumpernickle that will be extra. Can also work with specialty donuts and cakes.
Our Motto: Easy as TOAST!
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Oh yeh.
Where does Diana Duyser live?
In Hollywood, natch.
November 17th, 2004 at 6:08 pm
Shoot, based on the title of the article, i was hoping someone had made a virgin mary toaster like the hello kitty toaster that burns/toasts an image into the bread. It would have been a great match for my jesus christ action figure (with gliding action). Yeah, i’m going to hell.
November 17th, 2004 at 9:44 pm
Don’t worry. I’m trying to market toilet paper with the new testament printed on it. That way I can think of the look on the faces of conservative christians everywhere as I wipe my ass with their bible.
I may be going to hell, but my girlfriend tells me I’ll be in management!