Now and forever. Amen.
p2pnet news view Freedom | P2P:- We’ve had, “very few cases of people trying to exploit rights on other planets,” says Lynne Hale, a Lucasfilm spokeswoman on contracts the language of which is “standard in Hollywood”.
She’s thus quoted in a Wall Street Journal story which kicks off »»»
Decked out in sequined black and gold dresses, Anne Harrison and the other women in her Bulgarian folk-singing group were lined up to try out for NBC’s “America’s Got Talent” TV show when they noticed peculiar wording in the release papers they were asked to sign.
Any of their actions that day last February, the contract said, could be “edited, in all media, throughout the universe, in perpetuity.”
She and the other singers, many of whom are librarians in the Washington, D.C., area, briefly contemplated whether they should give away the rights to hurtling their images and voices across the galaxies forever. Then, like thousands of other contestants, they signed their names.
Authors and artists are being asked to sign over distribution rights to the biggest territory of all — the universe. But does that include black holes?
But, “The space and time continuum has extended to other realms outside the arts, including pickles,” Dionne Searcey and James R. Hagerty note in the piece.
“A 189-word sentence in a September agreement between Denver-based Spicy Pickle Franchising Inc. and investment bank Midtown Partners & Co. — which has helped raise capital for the sandwich and pickle shops dotted across the region — unconditionally releases Spicy Pickle from all claims ‘from the beginning of time’ until the date of the agreement,” they say, going on »»»
James O’Toole, politics editor of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, recently signed a release form for WQED, a PBS TV station in Pittsburgh, before he appeared on a news talk show. The contract allows the TV station to make use of “any incidents” of his life and reproduce his image or voice “throughout the universe in perpetuity, in any and all media now known or hereinafter devised.”
Mr. O’Toole, who says he didn’t bother to read the release before signing it, took the news calmly.
“I’m very popular in some of the far reaches of the Milky Way,” he says …
However, Eric Goldman (right), associate professor at the Santa Clara University School of Law, “says the language could be ‘a stroke of brilliant foresight’.”
“Throughout the world” would be one alternative, but that excludes possible future markets,” he says in the WSJ post, which adds:
“Some day, Mr. Goldman adds, people might ask, ‘What were they thinking? Why didn’t they get the Mars rights’?”
So what’s it al about?
“Experts in contract drafting say lawyers are trying to ensure that with the proliferation of new outlets — including mobile-phone screens, Twitter, online video sites and the like — they cover all possible venues from which their clients can derive income, even those in outer space,” says the story.
Cosmic copyrights, anyone?
Wall Street Journal - Lawyerese Goes Galactic as Contracts Try to Master the Universe, October 29, 2009
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October 30th, 2009 at 11:20 am
ahhahahahah Awesome article!
I want to be famous in all parts of the Milky Way too.. INCLUDING BLACKHOLES
October 30th, 2009 at 11:28 am
There is only one right that is infinite in time and space and that is to truth, i.e. that a fact remains inviolate however far away you are from it, however many aeons it is since it occurred, and however much money you would spend to have it otherwise. Every other natural right is limited by mortality.
I will forever remain the author of this comment and no-one can change that fact. History books may be nefariously rewritten to contradict this, but that doesn’t change the fact of authorship, it only deceives their readers.
It it understandable that those privileged with the suspension of the public’s cultural liberty would like it to remain suspended forever and through the universe, but such are usually the aspirations of the corrupt and greedy.
It’s time the people said “Well, actually I’d like my liberty back today, wherever I live, and within the year, at least so I’ve got a chance to enjoy it – while I’m still feeling altruistic and creative enough to share and build upon human culture. Fuck it. I’ve already got my liberty and I’m not afraid to use it. Those who like what I do can pay me, those who don’t can waste their money suing me.”
October 31st, 2009 at 4:50 am
Light Hearted Response to a light hearted matter.
As usual, Hollywood have got the technology wrong again.
They failed to specify the space time continuim. i.e.: This contract is subect to any and all discoveries in altering the space time continuim to allow for the possibility of time travel.
Then again, I am seriouslt wondering how the klingons are going to take this attack on their version of copyright law.
I have it on good authority, that the Kligons and Romulans have declared a copyrighttreaty that extends only to the borders of the Galaxies that they physicaly inhabit.
So in summary, we can see that this is yet another ambit claim on copyright that might well cause intergalactic friction at some time in the future.
Oi vei… those Hollywood lawyers are all smoking sometink.
With contracts like that, I am curious what court on earth considers that it has jurisdiction. On that basis alone the contracts (or if limited by exclusion, the clauses) must be worthless as no-one has present jurisdiction.
November 1st, 2009 at 2:03 am
Haven’t these IP lawyers heard ever about Multi-verse theory? They might be doing a disservice to their clients by not stating “ALL multidimensional universes”.
Though who knows, maybe somewhere in an alternate reality universe not dissimilar to our own, the same copyright/patent/trademark HAS been stated for all universes and therefore it is US that is now infringing.
OMG!!!!!
Beware the multidimensianal lawyers