13 reasons to ignore the Apple iPad
p2pnet view P2P:- Once again suggesting (proving?) Macolytes have lots of dollars but not much sense, 300,000 iPads were sold on its first day, says Apple.
The company is great at coming out with fantastic numbers and statements without ever backing them up, knowing the lamescream press corpse will parrot them just as though they’re real.
“It feels great to have the iPad launched into the world — it’s going to be a game changer”, Macworld says, quoting both the 300,000 figure and Steve Jobs.
And “make no mistake”, the story states, going on, “both apps and e-books are going to be a big part of the iPad’s success. In addition to the iPad sales number, Apple said that iPad users downloaded more than a million apps from the App Store and more than 250,000 e-books from the iBookstore in the first day alone. Said Jobs: ‘iPad users, on average, downloaded more than three apps and close to one book within hours of unpacking their new iPad’.
Hyping it insanely
“The mainstream media as functioning, effective systems for telling us what we need to know are dead, dead, dead”, said p2pnet recently, going on, “The $500 Apple iPad proves it.
“It’s a computer, for God’s sake. Not a cure for cancer. But even before the thing was officially released, the lamescream press corpse was hyping it insanely, inspiring hundreds of thousands of articles around the world.”
Truly, we said, there’s no tribe like the Apple tribe, adding, “You can’t even joke with owners of Apple computers, iPod, and so on. They get all upset.
“The iPad resembles a big iPhone, which is itself no more than a touch-screen computer with a cellphone on board.”
If you want to live in the “creative universe where anyone with a cool idea can make it and give it to you to run on your hardware, the iPad isn’t for you”, said Boing Boing, adding:
“If you want to live in the fair world where you get to keep (or give away) the stuff you buy, the iPad isn’t for you.
“If you want to write code for a platform where the only thing that determines whether you’re going to succeed with it is whether your audience loves it, the iPad isn’t for you.”
Now, in TechNewsDaily, Ker Than and Robert Roy Britt disassemble the iPad.
Is it worth buying?- they ask, answering, “Given the cost, and a slew of drawbacks, the answer boils down to how much you’re willing to pay for a toy”, going on, “our overall conclusion is that while the iPad is fun to play with, it’s hard to figure out what role it fills that some other device doesn’t do much better.”
Here are their first three drawbacks >>>
It’s Awkward
You can’t carry it on your hip like a phone, so it presents the same portability issues as any laptop – you’ll need a case of some sort to protect it and carry the power cable. Even around the house, there’s no simple way to carry the iPad. It’s too thin, heavy, slippery and expensive to put under your arm. Several of our testers were seen carrying it like a dinner tray, as a butler would, to go from the kitchen table to the couch. Portability, shmortability.
It’s heavy
To be sure, at 1.5 pounds and with all this functionality, the iPad is an impressive feat of engineering. But it’s simply not light enough (a Kindle ebook reader is about 10 ounces) and that heft adds to the awkwardness. Holding the iPad in one hand for more than a few minutes to watch a movie or read an ebook results in tired wrists. Even holding it with two hands to read an ebook is tiring. Reading an ebook on a smartphone is ergonomically much more practical.
It’s slippery
We might ignore the awkward size and weight, but the iPad is also slippery, and its aluminum back is ever-so-slightly slightly concave. You feel as though it’d slip right out if you try to hold it under your arm. And on the kitchen counter, it slides and twirls as you try to type or swipe the screen (required for navigating). It needs rubber feet, but of course then it won’t be near as cool.
The remaining 10 summarise as >>>
- The screen has too much glare
- Forget reading in the sun
- Fingerprints are annoying
- It does not multitask
- The browser is limited
- The virtual keyboard stinks
- There’s no USB port
- iPhone-only apps look horrible
- The price is just too high
- It doesn’t replace anything
The Black Screen of Censorship
The Simpsons lampooned Mapple and p2pnet posted the slightly-more-than-four-minute YouTube video.
Now, sadly, “This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Twentieth Century Fux Film Corporation”, says the black screen where the video used to be.
Hmmm. Wonder if Apple had anything to do with that?
But no worries. This is the net and once something goes online, it stays online, thus the flick is now two flicks, to wit >>>
And >>>

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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win ~ Mahatma Gandhi
fantastic numbers and statements – Apple owners ‘leery’ of buying an iPad, March 29, 2010
Macworld – Apple Sells 300,000 IPads in First Day, April 5, 2010
p2pnet – The Glory that’s the Apple iPad !, January 28, 2010
Boing Boing – Why I won’t buy an iPad (and think you shouldn’t, either), April 2, 2010
TechNewsDaily – 13 Glaring iPad Shortcomings, April 4, 2010
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April 5th, 2010 at 2:39 pm
I wanted a computer!!!!!111. With support for real software repositories, not a walled garden app store where Apple decides which programs I run.
Expect Apple fanboys to leave their marks here.
April 5th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Has anyone of them exploded yet?
April 5th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
“fantastic numbers and statements” link is wrong.
April 5th, 2010 at 2:41 pm
heh this things auto-blocks words like “sperm” according to boingboing. Why would people buy a censor machine?
April 5th, 2010 at 2:53 pm
@ RW “fantastic numbers and statements” link is wrong.
Nope. That’s the one I intended.
Cheers!
April 5th, 2010 at 5:50 pm
Sperm sperm sperm
-typed on my iPad
April 5th, 2010 at 6:39 pm
#14 – You’re limited to only running apps approved by Apple and their “flip a coin” approval process.
April 5th, 2010 at 7:34 pm
Ok so Microsoft sucks, Apple sucks, ok John we know that. We get the point. Now tell us what out there is good. I love this site, but the apple posts are getting a bit annoying. Not saying that you don’t have a point, but John we get it. Could you o someone please give us some suggestions on what is worth spending money on when it comes to computers?
April 5th, 2010 at 8:55 pm
describe what you need to be able to do, and I can give you an answer.
April 5th, 2010 at 10:01 pm
For $500 box you can get yourself a two core AMD laptop that have all the drivers you need to run XP, or a version of Linux who can do more than the ipad and can do it way faster. By the way Xp and Linux totally zoom on this type of systems while the ipad I tested is very slow.
With Apple what do you get for this price? a sexy box that does. not do much!
Also my computer must do what I told it to do not what Apple tell it to do. I owe the computer not Apple.
I don’t know you but me I will pass on it.
April 5th, 2010 at 10:04 pm
“Now tell us what out there is good.”
A Linux version on a Pc architecture such as Unbutu loaded with open source applications!
This is good!
April 5th, 2010 at 10:22 pm
Yes, Linux it is good. That is, if a blind person like myself can use it. Thata is first thing, I need to be able to navigate the various windows with a screen reader. Secondly, The whole OS needs to be accessible to the screen reader. Last but not least, I need to be able to run more than one app at a time. If I go out and buy a windows PC, I have to turn around and spend God awful amounts of money just to buy the screen reading software before I can even begin to use it. the software alone can set you back about 1000 bucks. I got tired of all that, so I bought a Mac.