Google’s ’space/time-busting portal’
p2pnet view P2P | Advertising:- Britain’s The Register has come up with the answer on how Gargle Street View SnoopMobiles managed to collect so much data on so many people in so many places so quickly.
It’s quite simple.
Time travel.
“Consider if you will”, says the story accompanying the amazing Google picture on the right, “the strange case of the London Orwellian black Opel”.
It’s captured here “making the jump to interdimensional light speed prior to returning through the space/time-busting portal to photograph iteself just moments before it took a handy shortcut from Lower Grosvenor Place”.
Quite remarkable, says The Register, going on >>>
This, of course, explains just how the Great Satan of Mountain View was able to bust the privacy of the whole of Europe in such a remarkably short space of time, viz: there’s actually just one spymobile with the ability to spatially and geographically shift at the touch of a (presumably large) red button on the dashboard.
“The alternative, black-helicopter-free explanation is that the Minions of Brin travel in pairs, the better to repel the unwanted advances of disgruntled Viking frogmen”, says the story,adding, “You decide which truth is the less implausible.”
The Register – Google spymobile snaps self jumping to light speed, June 10, 2010
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June 11th, 2010 at 10:38 am
That picture, to me, further confuses what google said about only one car who gathered only a single snap-shot of communications.
Obviously it would take another gargoyle-mobile to get the picture above. No?
So how can there be only a single occurrence of snooped communications by one snoop-mobile?
June 11th, 2010 at 10:42 am
@ RW: ‘So how can there be only a single occurrence … ‘
You’re forgetting about the interdimensional light speed jump.
Jeez!
June 11th, 2010 at 10:53 am
oh *headslap* forgot.
BTW, this fits in with the interdimensional light speed jump:
http://thehill.com/blogs/hillicon-valley/technology/102639-exclusive-google-downplays-wi-fi-breach-in-letter-to-energy-a-commerce-leaders
“The company answered all of the lawmakers’ questions, but on several occasions said it did not have a method for providing data on certain concerns, such as how frequently its Street View cars took to the same roads. “We are working to provide information regarding the frequency with which we drove, and will update you as soon as possible,” the company said.”
We can certainly conclude that gurgle snooped private communications more than once in the area pictured above.
How many cars do the same area? Or should I say, how many worm holes are there in an area?
June 12th, 2010 at 10:50 pm
Wow. A British article referring to time travel and it doesn’t even mention a TARDIS anywhere.