p2pnet.net Humour:- You have to have a laugh.

At least I do.

Zak sent me a url without telling me what was within. So I surfed over and it was >>>>>

And it has a great section called, simply, L I S T S that’s packed with wholesome goodies such as “Demoralize your enemy by whispering and giggling and then suddenly going silent as he draws near. When he asks what you were talking about, say, ‘Oh, nothing’.” That’s from John Kearney’s Ten Precepts From The Art of War That Never Made It Past Sun Tzu’s Editor.

Or there’s “Weird Al Qaeda” from Chris Wilkinson’s Less-Threatening Islamist Groups.

And, just so’s no one can accuse me of playing favourites, leave us not forget “Dad damn you!” from Cara Jennison and Andrew Sutherland’s Obscenities Uttered by Jesus Christ.

Music? The Contrarian’s Alternate History of Popular Music: The Top 100 from Jim Ridley with, I DON’T WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND, or, I AM NOT A ROCK, or, A HARD RAIN’S A-NOT GONNA FALL, or, THE TIMES THEY ARE NOT A-CHANGIN’ or WITH ALMOST NO HELP FROM MY FRIENDS.

Someone is definitely going to post, ‘What’s this got to do with p2p?’

Well, nothing, actually. But we do have a lot of stuff on viruses, so how about, : “The xxx Thousands Of Horny Asian Girls xxx Virus” or “The Re: Virus” from Bryan Charles‘ Future Computer Viruses Named After the Subject Headers of the Emails in Which They Are Propagated.

OKAAAY. I’ll get back to work !!!
Jon

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