p2p news / p2pnet New Feature:- So a week or so ago I experienced the single most traumatic week of my life, writes The Heckler on eBay.
eBay? Yup. And, The story of it all seems insane so after all the chaos then earlier today I was driving to my house on 2nd Street in Gulport, Ms. that was destroyed by Hurricane Katrina,” he goes on.
I arrived at the railroad tracks when the MP’s wouldn’t let me cross a barricade that is literally 200 feet or so from my former house. They told me `no one` could pass and so I would have to take another route which was about an extra 20 minutes of driving. Now thanks to Dubya Gump and Mr. Cheney gas is really expensive and extremely hard to get anywhere Katrina has destroyed so needless to say I was extremely aggravated that they wouldn’t let me pass.
Then suddenly a long line of dark cars pulls up and they start honking at me to backup to let the long line of cars through the barricade that supposedly no one can drive through. Well that pissed me off even more so I waved a middle finger at the caravan. I drove the extra 20 minutes and finally made it back to my former house filming video of the destruction along the way.
So what`s this doing on eBay?
The caravan was Cheney on the move and when The Heckler discovered the president (sorry, vice president) was down the street talking to people, he went to check it out,.
And then right in front of the destroyed tennis court I used to play on Dick Cheney was giving a pep rally talking to the press,” he goes on. “The secret service guys patted us down and waved the wands over us and then let us pass. Anyway I was standing about 10 feet away from Mr. Cheney while my friend was filming. I then took a picture of him and then yelled “Go Fu* Yourself Mr. Cheney ….Go Fu* YOURSELF….Go Fu* Yourself…you asshole”.
The Heckler says he noticed the secret service guys with a panic stricken look on their faces like they were about to tackle me so I calmly walked away back to my former house.
Above right, the president (sorry, vice president) looks a little askance at being told to go and have sexual congress with himself.
The Heckler’s friend videotaped a while longer, “and then he came back to my former house. We were salvaging the few things we could and about 10 minutes or so later two MP’s waving M-16′s showed up at my former house. They said they were looking for someone who fit my description who had cursed at the VP. I told them I was probably the person they were looking for and so they put me in handcuffs and ‘detained’ me for about 20 minutes or so.
“My right thumb went numb because the cuffs were on so tight but they were fairly courteous and eventually released me after getting all my contact info. They said I had NOT broken any laws so I was free to go.
“We lost our home and many other things in the worst natural disaster in the history of our nation and my wife Lisa was even featured on CNN after having our baby Sofia Grace shortly after the storm.”
Are you getting a lot of that Mr. Vice President? – asked the CNN reporter, referring to The Heckler’s heart-felt suggestion.
“First time I’ve heard it, Cheney replies. Must be a friend of John…, er, ah – never mind. The mainscream media reps crack up.
Cheney laughs it off, adds The Heckler, but there are many people dead that aren’t laughing right now.”
The truth is, “even with all our losses we are still luckier than many people down here because at least we didn’t die. But I thought I could try to raise some awareness to the bad policies of the Dubya Gump administration and also possibly raise some money to replace the many things we lost and so I decided I would auction the videotape my friend shot of the event.”
Now you know what this is doing on eBay and as we write this at 2:40 pm Pacific, the auction has reached $585, with six days to go.
If you want to see/hear the incident, click here.
UPDATE: As a p2pnet reader observes here, “At 7:16 EDT the item has been removed from EBAY.”
“This listing (7712048060) has been removed by eBay or is no longer available,” confirms eBay, neglecting to explain why that’s so.
UPDATE #2 @ 12:12 pm Pacific – "Late Friday, Sept. 9, eBay, which is owned by strong Bush-Cheney supporters, took down Marble’s site," notes TT. Marble said it was because he didn’t bleep out the first ‘fu’ of ‘fuck,’ so he did that, and the eBay site is back up here. The bidding is over $1,000, as of late Sept. 9".
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