–TurboGeek

Franchises such as “In the beginning” and “Thou shalt not” will handle storylines of a religious nature diversifying to franchises such as “Nobody’s Perfect” for gay themed story lines. Financing for the new enterprise has been arranged privately with “Greed is Good” Venture Capital and Wankerman Partners. Legal Representation is being provided by Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe, Harvard Square, Cambridge Massachusetts.

–TurboGeek

“A greedy capitalist wraps a poorly written and often ripped off plot in marketing. People flock to give him cash”.

Remember – just because he’s applied for a patent, it doesn’t mean he’ll get it. First it has to be decided if the subject matter is patentable, and then if the “invention” is novel and inventive”. Though I haven’t seen the actual application, it would be unlikely that it gets granted.

But I’m not a greedy man — go ahead and use the letters of the alphabet all you want. But watch out for those spelling and punctuation marks. I made more than fifty bucks on the above posts alone! And I’m working with my Legislative delegation in Congress to provide penalties for those who attempt to circumvent my patent by simply not using punctuation marks, etc. Anyone who leaves the accent off of José (San Jose, CA, for example) will be subject to double penalties in construction zones.

Someone stop the world and let me off. Greed and venality have reached leviathan proportions. In a nation of 300 million people, where the largest majority profess to be Christians, I don’t know one person who would honestly give the shirt off his back to someone who might have a greater need for it. Nor have I encountered anyone who would turn his other cheek to his enemy. Especially, I never see anyone forgiving a sinner. Crime victims or their families are never content unless the perpetrator is sentenced to the absolute maximum penalty allowed by law (and they usually cry out for twice that penality!) And who can show me a creditor that has forgiven his debtors.

But don’t misunderstand me. I love my country. It’s comforting to know that a person can still depend on getting as much justice as he can afford and that anyone, no matter what nature of mental illness or deficiency he might suffer from, can still grow up to be president!

As to patenting storylines?
Asinine.

someone should find an old, rarely used law that will allow someone to patent everything written by shakespeare.

then hollywood would be forced to think of absolutely new ideas and not steal from the masters (although it’s still debated whether or not the bard actually wrote anything, that’s not the point. get hollywood and writers thinking on their own).