p2p news / p2pnet: The Pirate Bay is on eBay.

No kidding ; p

EXCLUSIVE: Burn money on swedish piracy morons, aka TPB

That’s the header on an eBay auction that’s just gone up, and which as we write this, is at US $2,500.00 with six days, 12 hours, to go, ending on January 27 at 20:24:54 PST.

It goes on:

The Pirate Bay is the worlds largest bittorrent tracker. It also has one of the world’s most obnoxious, retarded yet pleasant crews behind it. You might know about us for two reasons: you’ve either used our tracker for getting some of those files you wanted or you have read the legal threats we’ve received—and our replies hopefully.

Since we have a lot of bandwidth usage and low salaries for working on our site, we’ve decided to go prostitutes on you and sell ourselves for money.

Yes, you heard us. We’re selling out ourselves.

Well, at least renting. You can now rent the crew for a whole evening of hilarious retarded fun. We’re poor and you’re not. We want your money and you want our company.

We don’t do sex though, unless you’re a really hot chick. But we’re kinda sure that the hot chicks don’t have to buy our company. It’s usually the other way around.

Anyhow, if you win this auction you will receive the “honor” of paying your own fare to Stockholm, Sweden, and pay for all your own expenses (i.e. hotel, food, warez, whatever you’re into). You will also get to buy a lot of beer, not for yourself but for us. We need it and we deserve it. So, for one whole evening you will be our sugar daddy (or sugar mama, preferably).

So, who will you be able to hang with? All of the crew basically. Anakata, Tiamo, and the non-mentionable behind the scenes-people. We’re about 4-5 people that you are interested in meeting and drinking with.

The date will be negotiated with the buyer to fit all of our schedules.

And hey, websheriff, MPAA and so on: you are also welcome to bid on this auction. We love you!

Questions? Contact us at #thepiratebay.org @ EFNet (IRC).

Btw, polarbears are not walking around in the streets of Stockholm (you have to go to Norway for that).

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UPDATE: –

Looks like eBay didn’t like pBay.

Here’s what’s now showing on what used to be the auction page.

This listing (#6031070369) has been removed or is no longer available. Please make sure you entered the right item number.

If the listing was removed by eBay, consider it canceled …………

Stay tuned.

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