Is Steve Jobs a robot?
p2pnet.net News:- Discouraged, perhaps, by the reception given to his not-so-deft Leopard speech at the recent Apple Worldwide Developer Conference, or maybe the fact those annoying Scandinavians just won’t toe the Apple corporate line, Steve Jobs has decided not to deliver the keynote speech at the Paris Apple Expo.
“Ever since the elimination of the Macworld Expo New York, which traditionally took place in July many moons ago, Apple fans have relegated themselves to planning celebratory feasts of sacrificial lambs around the two other mid-year Apple events, the recently-passed WWDC and the Apple Expo in Paris which takes place in the fall,” says Ars Technica.
But maybe it’s not mere petulance and/or fading oratory skills and uncooperative Vikings which have caused Steve to falter.
“Some speculate that Apple’s odd relationship with the French government regarding DRM is the cause for the absence of Steve Jobs, but some of us at the Orbiting HQ think that such a speculation is probably a bit excessive,” says the story, adding:
“Who knows, maybe Steve Jobs was always actually just a robot and now he’s finally had to go in for repairs?”
Also See:
reception – Jobs’ not-so-deft Leopard, August 8, 2006
annoying Scandinavians – Apple in Nordic CRAP talks, August 18, 2006
Ars Technica – No Jobs keynote planned for Paris Apple Expo, August 18, 2006
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